Nits that fly about your head and come back to you like a boomerang. Usually are abnormally large, bigger than a fingernail at most.
Masie: Shakes hair
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*
Layla: Errr all them boomerang nits are gonna come back ya know
Boomerang Nits: *fly back*
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by Mini Bob January 19, 2025
Get the Pingle Nits mug.A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
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Made from a blend of easy peasy and nutsy deezy, derived from Deez Nuts.
Made from a blend of easy peasy and nutsy deezy, derived from Deez Nuts.
Person 1: Are they dead?
Person 2: Yep. Easy peasy nutsy deezy. Since I took down all of them and destroyed the evidence smoothly, I would request $20,000.
Person 2: Yep. Easy peasy nutsy deezy. Since I took down all of them and destroyed the evidence smoothly, I would request $20,000.
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