Fat Nerd Standards

A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.

Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.

by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010

Stoner Nerd

Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.

Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

in the closet nerd

a person who dose not project nerdy qualities but still has them. the person is commonly an athlete most of the time they come out about there inner nerd when they are in college to there close friends and team mates.

college sports fan: hey great game! 3 tri's way to go!
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.

by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013

nerd-person

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics

by deansick August 30, 2009

.nerd

Name, nickname; for a person or friend who is technologically or computer knowledgable.

"I'm not sure if this has enough mega-bytes of memory."
"You should call .nerd and see what he thinks."

by Alex Hastie November 9, 2006

Cool Nerd

Being not a total dork, but having a little dork in you which leads other dorks to talk to you.

"Oh my god. Ethan is being a total cool nerd right now."

by Coolnerdsaregay June 14, 2014

film nerd

One who possesses knowledge pertaining to films that many may find extraordinary.

Random person: Hey bro I heard you're like a film genius!

Film Nerd: I suppose. Speaking of geniuses I assume you have seen the 2001 Best Picture Oscar winner A Beautiful Mind starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly directed by Ron Howard, right? In comparison to Van Sant's 1997 Good Will Hunting it may seem more dramatically appealing. After all, Crowe's loss to Denzel Washington's overrated performance in Training Day seemed unwarranted at the Academy Awards. How shameful.

Random Person: Whoa.......

by thedancemachine7 July 11, 2014