The Mummy

When u fuck a chick doggystyle and wrap her long hair around her face and lift her off the ground...she will then reach out to touch the ground making motions like a mummy with her face wraped up.

by gaijin August 27, 2003

mussy

The sex organ that is formed when a man tucks his penis between his legs and acts as though he were a woman

I thought I was going to see a man, but all I saw was a mussy.

by Tom Sanborn August 30, 2006

mummydick

A:) When a person in Cinnaminson Wraps toilet paper around their weiner
B:) When your wiener dies and your body doesnt; hences preserved by toilet paper

After having my weiner bitten off by a KlossStien McDevin, and returned in toliet paper, sewed back on, and it bacame a Mummydick

by SJ3 December 3, 2006

mummy

BAAAAAH! i loooooove my cheese whiz!!
i no i waaaaant it!

Middle English mummie powdered parts of a mummified body used as a drug, from Middle French momie, from Medieval Latin mumia mummy, powdered mummy, from Arabic mumiyah bitumen, mummy, from Persian mum wax
Date: 1615
1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved

by hobo powers August 24, 2003

mussy

To stink. To put forth a foul odor.

Damn, that girl is mussy! When was the last time she took a bath!?

by B. Guilbeau June 28, 2006

The Bloody Mummy

You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Mums Night off Bucket

That secret bit of fanny your dad has on the sly when your mums not in the mood. Only Later to shove his leftover greasy bone in your mums recepticle when she's pekish for a bit of spicy meat, with extra mayo.

"Its finger licking good"

"My dad thought he'd give my mum a break so he went for a mums night off bucket"

"After procrastinating with his mums night off bucket, ted when back to his wife's wicked zinger."

by Monkey08 March 13, 2008