Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".

"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."

by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016

Macrowave

A macintosh computer that will cook itself after realising it's not running windows OS.

Guy 1: hey isn't that your computer steaming?

Guy 2: nah, it's a macrowave.

by DanlikesLaura June 18, 2009

microwaveology

the degree earned in college when you study microwaves and all their bodily functions along with the waves they emit, which are also called microwaves.

Chef Tom earned his degree in microwaveology.

Yes, I'm a certified microwaveologist.

by joe131792 December 9, 2008

MACrowave

Like a Microwave except for hip people because it's made by Apple.

Cool Guy: I gotta heat up my no name instant noodles, can I use your MACrowave

Dork: Huh?

Cool Guy: Aww don't tell me you're still using a microwave, I bet you use a Zune and a PC too.

by VegaIndian February 22, 2011

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017