Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013

mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

Mental Rizz

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

by CouncilOfMen December 19, 2022

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016