What does it matter

The same sort of joke as ( Who Cares)
But a way to incorporate what.

Wait WHAT were you saying?
Well I was saying… - WHAT DOES IT MATTER!!

by Anonymouspenguin67 July 1, 2025

FARTING LIVES MATTER

This is when you lay the STINKIEST FART and some one who has SEVERE problems with NATURAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS.

CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:

Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!

A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.

SO ANAL ALAN IS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE APRIL 2009; at THE CORNERSTONE this loser's PSYCH CENTER AND ANAL ALAN blow'S wind naturally from HIS COLON and this BLACK PERSON says to me " I AM GOING YO KILL YOU."

FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.

Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.

BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 8, 2022

dozen't matter

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.

As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

Color Doesn’t Matter

1. Abbreviated as CDM, is used as a counter argument for when someone uses color and/or race to describe or discriminate against another

2. A paraphrased expression of Rev. Matin Luther King Jr’s speech: "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

“But he’s white!”
“Color Doesn’t Matter”

by GameAct3 August 5, 2021

Lives Matter

Self-explanatory.

LIVES MATTER.
If you need a color in front of that, you are a racist.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.

Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023