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One who is Marcossexual will typically only be sexually attracted to and in love with Marcos. They often find themselves needing to kidnap and hold Marcos captive in their basement as their new pet, never being able to escape.
I am Marcossexual.
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Get the markola mug.Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
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