disappointing mango

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.

waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'

by loveable duck April 12, 2010

Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.

Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!

by ArielM December 16, 2011

push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.

"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"

by Mark R. April 11, 2005

Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.

This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.

by Jake Factor May 28, 2008

Keep your mango's fresh

Said at the end of a conversation as a parting statement. Meant to imply that the other person should "take care" or to "keep it real"

Dude 1: anyway i have to go. I'll talk to you later.
Dude 2: alright dude
Dude 1: see you later, take care
Dude 2: Keep your mango's fresh

by Will.C April 11, 2009

Pedro Mango

A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.

"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."

by mikeytopf December 23, 2007

emo mango

something that relates to secret devils scribbling black eyeliner over precious angelic drawings.

(when someone draws black over a drawing to make it look gothic or dark): Hey! don't make my drawing look so emo mango!

by shineeboo December 10, 2009