Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
Person #2: Run.
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“Hey who was that girl last night?? The one who lit up the whole party.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
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Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
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