Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.

Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.

by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015

Slut Machine

An overly flamboyant, or eccentric "whip and nae-nae".

Did you see Jason do the Slut Machine? I always knew he was gay.

by GreatOldOne September 8, 2023

Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.

Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.

by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021

marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

Claw machines are fun

by Haroold November 18, 2018

Wayback Machine

A digital archiving service of the World Wide Web, allowing users to go 'back in time' and to revisit saved snapshots of a previous version of a website. It's especially useful for visiting sites that have since been taken down, allowing users to appreciate changes in a current site or to reminisce the old times.

It's a recommended source of information when looking up older exam papers, and other various scholarly material.

Me, a 20M, looking through the Wayback Machine.

"Wow, minecraft.com has grown a long way since 2011! Damn, I'm old."

by Noobgamer0111 October 31, 2020