loner with a boner

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

by ilovejess:D August 5, 2011

Loler

One who lol's. The common loler often puts the abbreviation LOL at the end of each sentence, weather or not they are laughing. The loler is constantly in a state of lol. They have no idea what L.O.L. actually means. It fills the void between the last word in a sentence and the period. Lolers are often hated among the common people and, if met, should be punched hardily in the face and intervention should follow.

Person 1: Dude i was talking to Kat’s boyfriend. He’s a total loler. i swear there was a LOL at the end ov every sentence.

Person 2: You poor thing. lolers are the worst.

Person 1: Tell me about it. I couldn’t wait to stop talking to him.

by rexi232 August 11, 2010

loser cruiser

A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.

The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.

by vactrac September 3, 2011

loler coaster

The Funniest roller coaster out there, that jsut so happens to be so funny that you must combine the words rollercoaster and lol to get the meaning across

dude lets ride that loler coaster

by The_JeFF October 16, 2006

i loser you

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008

loser faggot

being a loser and a faggot at the same time. extreamly gay.

nicole is such a loser faggot sometimes.

by Sillybetchh August 28, 2007

myspace loner

A person who doesn't have any real friends in school but has loads of friends on MySpace and most of them are people that are added randomly using the browse feature, celebrities, and whores.

Jim: Staci is such as loner... she doesn't have any friends in school.
Kyle: Check out her MySpace... I heard she has about 600 friends and most of them are just random people that I don't even know.
Jim: Yeah, right... she's a MySpace loner all right.

by The Prepster September 5, 2007