Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.

Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"

by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025

limp twins

an ill band.

limp twins are the shit, yo.

by DaSchtaishOne June 16, 2009

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

limp pluto

You have/are a weak small penis.

Stop being such a limp Pluto dude

by Katie B January 18, 2019

LIMP DICK

nathan jackson

nathan jackson is a limp dick

by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.

Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."

by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011