Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 19, 2022

Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

Lightning McClean

A really cute shift but not better than Percabeth or solAngelo

Person 1: lightning Mcclean is really cute
Person 2: yes but it’s not the best

by SeveNiSBAd September 02, 2021

lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster

Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good

by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 07, 2016

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 24, 2021