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Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh
The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man
by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021
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Kool Aid Chicks

Females who dye their hair crazy colors and have a lot of tattoos.
"There were a bunch of kool aid chicks at the NOFX show last night bro."
by Bungholeo July 6, 2015
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Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.
“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”
by Pretzal July 14, 2019
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Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.
All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.
by FreddyButt June 6, 2019
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kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....
"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"
by Tyson S. August 17, 2007
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Kool Aid Face

The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)
My girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had sex, which made her late, before getting to the bar.
by Thanks Victor August 27, 2007
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kool-aid man

when a girl is about to orgasm, hump her through a layer of dry wall so when she goes through she screams oh yeah.
-i have a headache
-why?
-because jacks a bastard and snuck a kool-aid man on me last night
-HAHA!
by alaster henessy March 25, 2007
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