He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.
Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”
Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B
by e-girl24 December 9, 2019

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
