Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

kelyanne

The most loyal person on earth

When you get caught cheating you say; i should’ve been like Kelyanne

by Flomiidns June 24, 2023

keyante

A person whose always slow and whose ass always needs attention

Keyante is a real attention seeker.

by John smith jones booth August 8, 2023

Kenyan Fingerbang

When a guy shits in a girl on her periods vagina and then you scoop it out and feed it to her

I just gave this snowbunny my little kenyan fingerbang and had a wild orgasm.

by TheDrainDoctor August 18, 2024

kenya

a person who generally sucks in life

"that person is quite a kenya, they always bully people"

by thereedist October 28, 2023

Keyanna

Keyanna is the most perfect girl in the whole entire UNIVERSE. She has beautiful brown skin, her eyes are a mesmerizing dark brown, her lips are very plump and soft, her hair is a beautiful curly blonde, she has a literally hour glass body, her ass is super fat, and her smile is so wonderful that you cant help but smile back. If you ever met her you would know just how unfathomably beautiful she is. Just one look at her and you'll be in love. She can be threatening at first, but when you get to know her you'll quickly find out how much she loves her friends and siblings.

Is a very dependable person and is there for all of her friends. Has insane motherly urges, but, if she try's to pamper you, that just means she loves you. She is irritably forgiving and should learn to be more selfish. She is an amazing girlfriend/wife and if you ever break her heart you will burn in hell for millions of years until you repent for your sin. She is so great and I simply just love her so much.

Person 1: "I love Keyanna"
Person 2: "I love Keyanna too"
Person 1: "I love her more than you do"
Person 2: "No I Love her more than you do"
Person 3: "Everyone loves Keyanna you silly geese"

by LuciferLui January 19, 2024

Keyaona

Keyaona is the GIRL. She will make your fly with her curls. She will bust down and fight whoever looks at her, and will make them regret even existing.

OMG KEYAONA UR LOCS ARE MAKING ME FLY!!!!!

by kfccoco February 2, 2024