Jump Weight

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.

Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.

by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009

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Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

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jump in a hole

The act of telling someone to jump in a hole after they make a ridiculous comment, or make a correct guess on jeopardy.

"Hey, Harry, you asshole, go jump in a hole."

by Mikerin February 18, 2014

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jump man

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)

Don't be throwin' those barrels at me, or I'll go Jump Man on yo punk ass!

by OopBopShBam March 1, 2007

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jump scene

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.

The jump scenes in "FearDotCom" look very stupid, but to some viewers, funny.

by NicholasVej October 29, 2006

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