star jones

(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless, sexless lie.

(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.

Why are you so surprised that Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't play with your titties? Girl, you are star jonesin!!!! You better annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.

by camp_slappy February 11, 2005

Jonas Brother

An adjective used to describe a male who is a total pussy.

"Dude, look at Scott over there."
"What a fucking Jonas Brother."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.

"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."

by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006

jonas brothers

dumb ass mother fuckers who dont know wut the hell good music is

jeremy: dude, my girlfriend lyks the jonas brothers...wut do i do?

jarrett: wtf? they dumb as hell, tel ur gf to listen to better music or dump her ass!!

by mystery117 June 16, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A group of "guys" who "play" "rock" "music" for some high pitched pedo-phyle mouse and need permission to play "songs" from disney channel, and fans (mainly kids) compare them to grreat bands like AC/DC and Metallica , saying that they have a good reception at concerts, etc...

Jonas fags, Jonas Sisters, JonASS brothers, etc...

Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on

by TehDanny385 May 4, 2010

mike jones

A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.

Teacher - Can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the Rennaisance period?
Student - MIKE JONES!!!!#$$%!!11!

by rory318 October 4, 2005

Jonas Brothers

A fruity 3 "man" band who "sing" about friendship and such. 99% of the girl teen population has a weird obsession over them. Every girl who is in love with them has an I.Q. lower than a fish.

The Jonas brothers all claim to be straight, but their so far in the closet that "they are having adventures in Narnia." They try to hide the fact that they have vaginas by stuffing them with paper during photo shoots.

fan girl-" OMJ I SAW THE JONAS BROTHERS ON TV LAST NIGHT AND I PEED A LITTLE AND CRYED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!"

Smart person-"stfu please?"

by Zipitty September 7, 2009