knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead
sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away
by ARKELZ December 13, 2007
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hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam
Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008
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Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.
God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!
by Jake Howard May 11, 2008
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Knowledge Jock

It is the academic "jock" of a person. It is the academic work and effort put into an academic duty upon which freeloaders like to ride and mooch off of.
A: Hey bro, hook me up with last night's homework!
B: Man, get off my knowledge jock!
by Oorah! April 04, 2011
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radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds
wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds
by thesmartguy123 June 05, 2010
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Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
by DeadManWalking May 06, 2018
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jock oil

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”
by Bruce Willie September 04, 2021
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