Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

Jizz worthy

Worthy of a jizz.

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!

by O noes! May 29, 2009

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.

SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" May 15, 2008

fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.

Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?

by shroomdoom June 28, 2010

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....

Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

jizz-riddled

To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.

1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.

2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!

3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.

by Rosa Sparks February 17, 2014