jailmate

When a guy sees a girl who he thinks is attractive, he may show signs of this by staring or saying something. If someone else thinks the girl is underage, they may exclaim "Jailmate." It refers to the fact that if the guy who originally spotted the girl actually made a move for her, he would go to jail; as she is underage.

John: "Christ, she's fit!"
Chris: "Jailmate, I'm not sure she's done her GCSE's."

Alex: "Look at that Steve!"
Steve: "Jailmate, she's fuckin' 15"

by Snow Nicholas January 10, 2019

Jail

a reply to something when its so funny yet SO illegal and should just never be said no matter how hard you laughed.
if you use "JAILLLLL" to reply to something its equal to saying " FBI is watching you now- you need to go to jail babes"

*in reply to a serial killer*
person 1: you so hot id let you kill me

person 2: JAIL JAILLLLLL

by nino chan November 19, 2020

Verbal Jail

When someone says something so old school or stupid that they should be in jail for STILL using that term.

Person 1: You're so phat.
Person 2: You need to be in Verbal Jail for still using that term!

by Soulful Delight December 5, 2011

jailbait

a delectable young creature,whose legal age varies from place to place

In Canada the legal age is 14!!!!!

by I wanna do the Olsen twins April 12, 2004

Jail Break

noun; having a bowel movement in such a way where the waste leaves your body with great force and quantity. This is the type of event you cannot stop once set in motion and you would prefer to have happen in a safe and familiar bathroom.

I shouldn't have had all that Mexican food last night. That is definitely going to cause a jail break in the morning.

by Patrick V. Dooce December 31, 2008

Go to Horny Jail

Bonk

P1: Hey dude I wanna do that ass
P2: what
P1: Like sex
P2: *BONK* go to horny jail

by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 5, 2021

jailbait

Any hot girl on Disney or Nickelodean.

I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.

by jsd9632 December 30, 2011