Jason

1. guy I REALLY want to fuck.

2. Also known as guy with a panache for obscure references and witty reparte.
3. Also known as source of cool music references

1. I would so love to Jason him.
2 and 3. Wow - that's cool to hear you talk about TMBG and Tenancious D. You pulled a Jason on me!

by I'm the other woman May 12, 2009

Hot Jason

A Hot Jason is when you use a girls tears as lube.

She was a little 'too' confident so I decided to make her cry and then give her a Hot Jason

by hackmetopieces October 20, 2009

Jason Grace

son of zeus. banging Reyna but marrying Piper. reminds fangirls of christian grey from 50 shades of grey = gentle man in the streets, freak in the sheets. he and percy have this secret bromance shit that people think they're fucking but its ok cause they're getting along. Leo is home skillet biscuit.

Piper: bby, im horny, lets fuck
jason grace: ight

by pjoluver December 26, 2012

jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques

Sean Paul’s younger brother!

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!

by Rizwaan October 21, 2004

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

Freaky Jason

A person who is on the edge. A person who seems capable of turning into Jason from "Friday the 13th" at any moment.

That guy is a freaky Jason. He probably has his moms body buried in the basement.

by Marissa G. July 15, 2006