sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
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Totally a gentleman. An amazing man. Talks to you about girl stuff. Can have the patience of a saint. Probably brown hair and tall. Always love to serve you and help you. Give him a task. He will love you for it.
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