bae-ja vu

When you date someone twice, and then suddenly realise you've been here before and they are a shit.

'Ben I saw my ex last night, I completely forgot how fucking mad they are'
'awww dude, bae-ja vu'

by KirstyL June 15, 2016

Ray ja vu

PRONOUNCED: RAY-JAH-VIEW. (noun) Just the run of the mill events that occur on a daily basis in Racine, Wisconsin. Racine, known to either be the Hamptons or the Compton of the midwest. News that seems to resemble that of a nightmare, making you feel as if you had experienced the event in another life, or the day before.

"Hey yo, did you jus see that tumble-weave blow down the street?"

"No man, i was distracted by that lady throwing that body size garbage bag into that dumpster over there."

"Ray ja man, Ray ja vu.........."

by iinvisible October 7, 2012

Day-ja-vu

A day full of deja vu moments due to a hangover, lack of sleep, unhealthy habits.

Greg: Man I'm getting the worst deja vu today. Everything I'm doing, I've already done!
John: Glitch in the matrix?
Greg: Yeah dude. Having a hell of a day-ja-vu.

by foil_fresh April 1, 2012

de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

gay ja vu

The learning of one coming out, usually a celebrity, that was already assumed by many to be gay

1: Did you hear that Lance Bass is into men?
2: Duh! This is total gay ja vu!

by Capecodrob July 31, 2009

Vu Ja De

Similar to De Ja Vu. The feeling when something totally different happens then suddenley passes.

I had serious Vu Ja De. When that clown was juggling oranges.

by Mail Hslaw July 24, 2009

de ja vu

a long time ago but somehow in the future

it happens more than once DE JA VU

by 2010jk July 20, 2010