A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.
Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob.
Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?
Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.
Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time?
Jacob Fan: It was for her own good.
Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?
by MatthewsCullen January 31, 2010
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Guy Y: It fell in there.
Guy X: Where?
Guy Y: You know--over there with the thing and stuff.
Guy X: Jacob's ass?
Guy Y: Jacob's ass!
Guy X: Jacob's ass! (retrieves the swisher)
Guy Y: It fell in there.
Guy X: Where?
Guy Y: You know--over there with the thing and stuff.
Guy X: Jacob's ass?
Guy Y: Jacob's ass!
Guy X: Jacob's ass! (retrieves the swisher)
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A romantic boy that you will never forget and will always love on the hardest of days. He will love you no matter what and will always love you back. People who are friends with a Jacob will hang out with him and be “nice” to him
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Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.Jacobe is a furry. This kind hearted individual will find they're way into your heart right at the moment you meet them. His knowledge of culinary arts is known to be at the level of finest in the tri-city area, and will usually consist of microwavable ramen in a cup. Jacobe will cherish your hot dog buns and keep them safe and cozy in his fridge at home. He is one for indie games and musicals.
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