attention issues

someone who is left alone and wants to be around you and wants you to pay attention to them

i want you to play with me i have attention issues

by javoir November 23, 2023

Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid

"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"

by Terranovator December 28, 2022

Skill issue

When a player is very bad and can not get guder

Person 1: that kid is so bad he definitely has a skill issue

Person 2: I know right

by IInixxII July 10, 2022

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

skill issue

generally used when a bad player is killed in a FPS game and rages through the text chat.

P1 (bad):*dies*
P1:OH COME ON THAT WAS LAG! STOP CHEATING!
P2: "skill issue"
P2 Has left the game.

by webber gaming June 7, 2022

skill issue

what bozo 10 year olds say to each other for every little thing.

chris:skill issue!
jeremy:SHUT THE FUC-

by 🐸LORD GARRY🐸 September 8, 2023