issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

issUe

a rift between friends, usually involving a question of whether in fact there even is an issUe. This has 2 simple ways of confirming or denying, sUm or nUn respectively.

fUngus: Do we have an issUe here brUce?
brUce: nUn.

by Gavinski August 6, 2010

issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.

Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".

by BayBayBay March 27, 2009

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Skill issue

Skill issue is a word used whenever someone is awful at something you, yourself are better at.

"Michał has such a fucking skill issue, bro couldn't even close a door"
"He can't hit shit lmfao"

by CummanderDuck June 14, 2022

Rizz Issue

Similar to the term “skill issue” but the person has trouble getting people of the same or opposite gender. But, this is a big exception for people who choose to have no rizz

Person 1: Look at that girl! She has a Rizz Issue! XD
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…

by Beenoitz January 17, 2023