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Smoke Ring

The depth ring on your penis after receiving ass-to-mouth following dirty anal.
After I pulled out of her ass, she sucked me off and left a four-inch deep smoke ring on my shit-covered cock!
by JJRAMBAM July 30, 2016
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beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
by the big banana March 17, 2011
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Hamburger Ring

When you tear up your old lady’s anal o-ring real good and raw from vigorous anal sex.
Rachel had to sit on a donut pad for a few days after I have her the hamburger ring.

The old lady sent me to Walgreens for some preparation H last night. Apparently I gave her hamburger ring.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Greek Ring

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.
Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.
by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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ring five

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.
I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today
by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022
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Sinny Ring

I'd like to see her sinny ring.
by Chief Pibs May 21, 2022
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