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Instagram bae

A girl in your Instagram who gives you random shout outs, likes all your pics and flirts with you through IG all the time
Kortli," yo who dis liking all yo pics on IG?"
Garza," That's my Instagram Bae."
by CrisTheGarza December 26, 2015
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instagram

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.
my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?
by fuckbitches666_ January 29, 2015
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Instagram Normie

Something a redditard screeches when they see an emoji, or a post that isn't wholesome, Keanu Reeves, doggo, marvel quote, star wars quote, or any other shitty reaction image under a caption.

Mainly used by redditors who think theyre superior to instagram users and then continue make the same unoriginal joke as the last 100 people.
You didn't say "aww man" after i said creeper! you're an instagram normie!
by xD111111111111 August 24, 2019
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instagram

ily instagram
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram
Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?
by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013
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Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.
1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."
by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011
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instagram purge

Event that started on July 19th 2014 where all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Instagram post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Instagram* "Hahahahahaha #Instagram Purge"
by King Kong Slong July 23, 2014
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