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Milk Marketing

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.
I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.
by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018
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psychedelic milk

The term used for when a person CLAIMS to have been enlightened via the help of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, or DMT, and portrays a figure that is knowledgeable on the effects and culture of such things, but in reality is nothing more than an attention driven asshole thats ego is just as far up his ass as the next, leaving him in a soup of psychedelic milk. Big if true.
Koi Fresco found himself in a mess of psychedelic milk when he realized his viewers began to feel like they were watching a salesperson whoring for clicks talk about drugs that can open your mind into the next realm.
by pordurr February 11, 2019
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muff milk

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.
by kstan3 October 11, 2010
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Whole Milk

A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.
The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.
by Alcibiades123 March 22, 2021
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Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver
by jagimo December 1, 2009
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Cropper Milk

When you see Cropper in the restroom after school and you have some fun
Yo there's Cropper milk all over the wall!
by Cropper Remastered April 3, 2019
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milk jugger

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.
Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.
by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014
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