A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.
At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.
Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.
Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!
Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.
Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!
by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010
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by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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by Roswell BRETT October 19, 2007
Get the humpathon mug.A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.
Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.
by Sheky#1 December 28, 2008
Get the bumper humper mug.Its when a man has sex with a pregnant woman by placing his penis between the underside of her breast and the top of her pregnant belly. You have to approach her from the side and push her breast and belly together to make it tighter.
While my wife was 8-9 months pregnant, I noticed that there was a nice space between the bottom of her breasts and the top of her belly..almost like cleavage and I thought it would be hot to have sex with that part of her body just like titty fucking. So we called it the Bump Hump.
by jsaustin December 28, 2010
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by fubsish November 8, 2009
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They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
by Lee September 17, 2004
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