sam howard

probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.

sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie

by samisasexybeast October 27, 2021

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

Howarded

When someone gets murdered with a pipe.

They had a closed casket funeral for Ethan because he got Howarded

by Haterade23 July 8, 2021

howard deaned

A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean).

Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"

Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that."

by yeah_im_that_guy November 5, 2012

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Sue Howard

A goddamn Icon

Wow you're being such a Sue Howard right now.

by Westansue December 3, 2018

Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.

Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."

by Hold the Door July 2, 2018