An Owen Hour

An owen hour is much longer than a regular Earth hour, lasting over double the minutes.

Hey, sorry im most likely to be an hour late.... more rather an Owen hour late... sorry

by letsmakesquiggles February 27, 2017

Creature Hours

Creature hours frequently occurs from midnight to ungodly hours of the night. Creatures tend to drink and bum around until the wee night with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive the next day after doing creature activities. Let it be known that creature hours is a drinking activity and not even remotely weed related.

Anyone trying to hop on the train? The boys are doing creature hours..

by Buckeye123 February 12, 2021

Insomnia Hour

An hour at night where, once reached, would end up for you being better off staying awake for the rest of the night than to fall asleep past that given time. Generally is 4:00 A.M.

Oh, it seems I've reached my insomnia hour, may aswell stay awake all night at this point.

by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018

Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

top of the hour

The beginning of the hour or when a new hour starts. (1:00, 2:00, 3:00)

Hasan: Ad break at the top of the hour!

Chat: *revolts*

by Cowman. September 23, 2023

DAN-HOUR

(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"

DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"

by SAVAGESKIN December 19, 2021

Microsoft hour

The arbitrary amount of time it takes to install Windows XP on your computer. Usually somewhere between 40 and 120 earth minutes

I need to reinstall windows. I'll be back online in exactly one microsoft hour.

Your computer will be ready in one microsoft hour and 30 microsoft minutes

by d4m4s74 August 22, 2012