Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.

Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.

by SeaCrone January 24, 2025

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Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025

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Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.

This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

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Hillbilly Pizza

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably

I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.

by Mako (Pussy) Tsunami March 22, 2023

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hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

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hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

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