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Hay

An alternative to spelling the word "Hey". Invented by a kindergartener who was falsely deemed as a terrible speller (received a 50 on his latest spelling test). Widely mistaken as a plant or grass used to feed animals.
"Hey Chuck, pass me that barrel of hay over there, will ya?"
"It's pronounced 'hay', you dope."
"What's the difference?"
"Use 'hay' next time you fucking idiot!"
Note: We have just been informed that Chuck is the same kindergartner that used this word, he was later put into an insane asylum. Tell him I said "Hay" for me.
by BobWade1234 April 24, 2022
mugGet the Haymug.

Hai

Your probably a girl called “thais”, and just saw the Tik Tok trend now, then wanted to do it
-This girl is hai, -wth is hai?, -this girl made the Tik tok trend and her name is Thais
mugGet the Haimug.

Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button
She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe
by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022
mugGet the Hay-Joemug.

Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.
Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.
by Just to be funny November 26, 2023
mugGet the Hay Zeusmug.

hay

A: hay
B: im fine
by Charlie Chapter November 5, 2025
mugGet the haymug.

Hays Middle School

Bad. They preach no bullying until it actually happens. Everyone there is the exact same they have no personality's. Teachers are ok except for the 8th grade ones they suck. THEIR SUCK AT SPORTS OMG. For the lick trend they only stole soap. their all pussys.
"OMG HAYS MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SO BORING"
"FOR REALLL"
by DUMBBY September 18, 2021
mugGet the Hays Middle Schoolmug.

Lottie hay

by Efjdwjwtjwfjwfjehfej March 31, 2021
mugGet the Lottie haymug.

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