handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Pandy Handy

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024

summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Handy

Someone being bad at something

Your such a handy at basketball

by Eseews September 27, 2025

handy

A slang term of German origin, meaning "cellphone"

I always keep my handy close by; it’s my lifeline to the world and helps me stay connected on the go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Handy

That one friend who’s somehow sweet, hilarious, and insanely adorable all at once. He walks into any room and instantly becomes the main character. well-dressed, charming, and a gamer with a personality you can’t ignore. Handy is the best hype man you could ask for, a natural comedian, and absolutely incapable of filtering his thoughts. He’ll say something so unhinged you start questioning the entire fu— and then immediately remember it’s exactly why he’s the most lovable menace you know. Beyond the chaos, he’s incredibly talented, smart, passionate, and dedicated. One of those people who seems to shine in everything he does. You can’t predict him, can’t stay annoyed at him, and honestly wouldn’t want him any other way.

oh that's that cool guy Handy. Handolin Mandolin

by ethernetsangel December 1, 2025

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023