handy landy

The act of performing a handjob with a piece of avocado toast.

I was in the restroom when my coworker came in and gave me a handy landy .

by Butihavegirth March 29, 2023

Pandy Handy

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024

summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Matthew Handy

the sexiest lightskin man alive

Yo’ that guy is Matthew Handy.

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025

Matthew Handy

another word for femboy.

I love matthew handy’s.

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025