Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019

Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

Hampter

Hampter is life

Yo sussy 3am hampter amogus quandangle dingle

by Darealbeesechurger May 19, 2022

Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.

Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

Blind Hamster

A new way to say vagoo

You Mother has Blind hamster

by Mittiz November 26, 2009

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 25, 2015

Revenge hamster

A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.

That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!

by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020