The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
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Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?
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Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.
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Get the Hardest cunt in hamilton mug.A young soul in an old body. Master of Math and the founder of Hamilton’s Spanish. She also moonlights as a psychic, we love you Mrs. Hamilton.
-Oakview Middle School class of 2022, Team L second hour math
-Oakview Middle School class of 2022, Team L second hour math
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