I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

hamburgler

a man or women who steals your oppertunity to score. "Last night Adam was a hamburgerler and fucked my kim"

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

hamburger

taking the leftover weed parts ( i.e. stems and leaves), combining them into a ball and smoking them as a last resort for a high

Yo Timmy just smoked a hamburger

by Manda J August 17, 2006

french hamburgar

(1) a hamburger produced in france
(2) a greasy dish of bread, pigeon meat and cheap deepfrozen frites. Served with tomatoes, salad and never without any ognion.
Favorite food of "heyse's"

Give me a french hamburgar with garlic sauce please.

With vegetables,chef?

by vark April 6, 2003

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Get-a-Hamburger

the act of a video game player in which he or she finds someone to give a blowjob to, after playing with unsportsmanlike conduct

Player one: " Haha, I won. I just released the dawgs. haha haha haha."
Player two: "DUDE, go Get-a-Hamburger!"

by beleraform April 3, 2009

hobo hamburger

Devising a delicious dish by using body parts of a person who is fond of couches.

Ralph: Hey Mr. Todd, What are you eating?
Sweeney: Oh, it's just a hobo hamburger. mwah mwah mwah.
Ralph: Oh, i get it. A joke.
Sweeney: Die motherfucker!!!!!!!!1111
(ralph lies dead on floor)

by tweeney sodd March 19, 2011