HAGGWITCH

An old, cranky, salty Woman (hag) who has the magical power (witch) to not give a rats ass about anything.

Mrs. Turnbuck is a HAGGWITCH.

by The HAGGWITCH June 12, 2022

Haggai

Haggai (more commonly referred to as Ha, gay!) is the word/ emotional feeling of shagging your mum.

For Example;

When you win a game; “Lol Haggai!”

by Autumn_22 July 11, 2022

HaggisStuffedPussy

So like it’s pussy with haggis in it.
I hope you never get that image out of your mind.

Charles-“man I sure am hungry, got anything to eat Alex?”
Alex-“HOW ABOUT SOME HAGGISSTUFFEDPUSSY?”
Charles-“AAAAAAAAH”
*fucking dies”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Haggery

Witchy, magical mischief or chaos.

"The insane, old hermit up the hill must be up to some sort of haggery."
"We gathered all of the materials, ready to spread haggery all over town. It was beautiful."

by SeagullSpit August 15, 2022

haggacks

Gross, scruffy and sweaty people. Basically calling someone a big steaming block of lard. Usually related to people who live in council estates.

“Fucking haggacks raiding sports direct again…”

by Bollocklicka09 August 23, 2022

haggis

a small rough haired four legged creature that has shorter legs on one side than the other . Scottish people kill haggises to eat and if they didn't the haggis would walk up a mountain in spirals and die at the top due to the size of their legs

it is haggis hunting season

by spleenlover August 31, 2022

haggmarts

Haggmarts is a modern witch that shops for old people at common supermarkets and mini-marts.
The "haggmarts" is also a word to explain a very bad and unforgiving person with mental issues.

"You are a haggmarts" or "That person is like a haggmarts".

by IncasedName September 27, 2022