changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

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Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders

E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.

by Clever Guard April 17, 2025

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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

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Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack

"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"

by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023

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