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Grundle Grumbles

The after effect of eating at the Grundle (Harris-Millis) Dining Hall at the University of Vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.
oh no! i've got the Grundle Grumbles! I NEED to get to a bathroom.
by GrundleGoer October 4, 2012
mugGet the Grundle Grumblesmug.

Grundle Nub

The male clitoris, located conveniently close to the party and the exit.
This banana hammock has no padding for my grundle nub, it's rubbed raw!
by cash-hunta December 7, 2009
mugGet the Grundle Nubmug.

grundle butter

A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.
"Oh man, I keep wiping but there's just so much grundle butter! Maybe it's time to see a doctor..."
by slipperysl_hoe_pe November 29, 2018
mugGet the grundle buttermug.

grundling

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"

"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."

"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
mugGet the grundlingmug.

Grundle

1. The hairy sector separating your bunghole from your dilly-dally.

2. A room in a house/apartment specifically for men to hang out at, also referred to as a "man cave".
After a long, hard day of working in the yard, I love to come inside and scratch my sweaty grundle.

Man 1: Dude we've got the Nintendo 64 all hooked up in the grundle! Come over!
Man 2: Cool, bro! I'll bring over some PBR and an extra controller!
by SillySailor500 September 28, 2011
mugGet the Grundlemug.

Grundle Dan

The full name of your grundle
Yo J-Slice just hit me in the grundle dan
by Dillmann November 3, 2019
mugGet the Grundle Danmug.

grundled up

“I failed that test? That teacher really got me grundled up!”
by obvious000pseudonym November 19, 2023
mugGet the grundled upmug.

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