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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.
"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"
by Double Bs July 13, 2016
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Grundle Grab

When someone reaches over to grab the spot between your ass and balls
When I was walking back to my seat, this lady grundle grabbed me.
by The_Urban_Dick August 9, 2016
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chafed grundle

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !
These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle
by DoggWood January 26, 2016
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Grundle

Are you looking at his grundle?!
by anonymous September 9, 2020
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grundle game

Referring to the potency of an individual's grundle at any given point. Grundle game is produced, and at it's peak, after a sweaty workout with da boyz.
Bruh, I was reppin some mad grundle game after that workout this morning.
by Furdaboyz June 15, 2017
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rumble your grundle

Fuck you grundle area up with a 3 ft money huge dildo and 7 BBCS
I’m going to rumble your grundle
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