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Goffboy

Comic character portraying satire of today's youth culture, stereotypes and weaknesses in society.

Originated from a joke held by the creator and fellow school friends to get across the stupidity of bully of the 'goffs' by the chavs.
See creator's work at crystar.deviantart.com
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Gnoff

n: Gnoff
Any imperfection in a blunt

v: Gnoffing, Gnoffed
Fucking up on a blunt; the action of putting a gnoff in a blunt
n.
That blunt has a major gnoff in it.
Shit! That's gunna canoe like a mothfucker, its got a huge Gnoff in it

v.
Fuck you, Larry! You gnoffed the shit outta that blunt.
Don't give a blunt to a women to roll, or she'll Gnoff it.
by Rev Bluntz and Killa Shankz January 27, 2010
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graffiti

altering the appearance of any property but your own. Typically done with paint, permanent marker, stickers (slaps), stencils, sculptures or the blood of a goat.

Leaving your mark on anything in any way is considered graffiti, according to the law.
If you take a can of spray paint and write your name on the windshield of an ambulance, or across the crotch of the Big Boys drive in sign that is considered graffiti.

Many graffiti artist work years perfecting their craft and will get permission from business owners and city officials to paint "pieces" on walls or billboards, others still prefer the adrenaline rush of bombing city streets illegally.
by one9hundred September 16, 2013
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Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.
Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."
by Dudeical March 20, 2016
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Geofficient

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".
Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.
by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021
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dick graffiti

The artistic shapes that remains of your man-batter after a sweet money shot gets sent from your coin purse onto the face, boobs, stomach or ass of some classy lady.
Bro, you shoulda see the dick graffiti I left on that hoe from Buffalo, it was epic. At first her face looked like it had a gooey palm tree on it, then it started dripping and she just looked like a used up gutter skank.
by Uncle Happy July 13, 2010
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skin-graffiti

Tattoo you get because they are cool or that you got in a dumb situation.
ex: The lady who auctioned off her forehead (on ebay) to any company willing to plop down $10,000. In return, she agreed to get a permanent skin-graffiti of the company's logo placed square in the middle of her forehead.
by blahblahblahX60 October 30, 2013
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