Under Gravy

The viscous combination of urine, loose stool, ejaculate, and possibly blood mixed inside of an elderly person's diaper.

Humphrey just couldn't wait to take out his dentures and slurp down some of Betsy's under gravy.

by Bobby Gorgeous May 06, 2023

Gravy Fork

(noun) a lude, yet humorous slang term for a mans junk.

"...or I'll stab you with my gravy fork!" :)

by skatercater January 05, 2010

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 07, 2022

travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 21, 2017

deuce gravy

the residue left between your ass cheeks after dropping a massive projectile deuce. Most noticeable after a diaherra-like deuce and even after wiping, it still feels there.

"damn, i just finished wiping and i still got some deuce gravy left"

by dkyard May 23, 2009

Sand Gravy

When you go to the beach and get sand in your vagina. Then you have sex. The resulting splooge - sand mixture is referred to as sand gravy.

Man, I wish we'd played volleyball in the gym instead of at the beach, because this sand gravy really chafes.

by Vashmil March 20, 2015

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020