Grant

Grant is a great guy. He’s super funny and very talented. He’s one of the most adorable people you will ever meet. He’s got brown hair and beautiful brown eyes to match. Grant is a very caring person who helps and cares for everyone but especially his girl. If you are grants girl you better never let him go because he will treat you like royalty and make sure you are happy everyday. Grants are sweet and have very big hearts. If you know a grant you are a very lucky person

Friend one: do you know grant?

Friend two: yes

Friend one: you are very lucky

by Ramona123 June 11, 2019

Victor Grantz

An adorable postman from the game Identity v. He's a shy boy that does like to talk very much and has a crusty dog named Wick.

Victor Grantz is my favorite idv character

by Romaneatscandles January 28, 2021

Gruntlog

A gruntlog is a turd that is large and dry, and is painful to pass.

Also can refer to a person who is hard work to be around.

Aw Man. I just heaved a massive gruntlog. I might need to go to the doctors for some needlework.

Fuck. he is such a gruntlog. He argues with everything even when he hasn't got a fucking clue about what he is talking about.

by Carvaka August 21, 2018

Grantique

when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust

"i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"

by ayjelly August 15, 2008

gaunt's ghosts

Gaunt's Ghost's a.k.a the Tanith First and Only: the only surviving regiment of the planet Tanith from the WarHammer40,000 universe that is under command of the colonel commissar Ibram Gaunt
Their planet was destroyed by the Chaos faction in an orbital bombardment

based off of the game Warhammer40,000; a book series by Dan Abnett

AJ: "Hey, came I just read 'Necropolis' in the gaunt's ghosts series."

Cam: "I just got the book 'Ghost Maker'."

by willis with lemons April 3, 2010

grant forsythe

A person with a small dick that tries to get laid by Monday.

Omg that dudes pulling a Grant Forsythe

by That one dude at that one shop February 9, 2017

Garunteed

a purposeful misspelling of "guaranteed," intended to confuse the reader. (especially in discord)

This Tatsu cookie has no nuts. Garunteed.

by NotXoplazma3 June 14, 2020