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The role of government

According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Government Blues

When The Government Gets Caught Lying To The People And The Queen Gets Involved.
Flora:Have You Seen The News Last Night?
Gregg:Yeah, Government Blues…
by HolidayGuy July 21, 2021
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Government Sanctioned Weaponized Femboy

United States government sanctioned effeminate boys, used for military operation and/or civilian pleasure
"Do you want a government sanctioned weaponized femboy?"

"YES."
by Ziad Lyon June 22, 2024
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Government GangGang

Cosplay wannabe gangland poser “human” gang members who are using government resources to live action role-play (LARP) “gangsterville” in real life (IRL) - consequently, the essence of an oxymoron; hence, the “government gang” loyal only to government aka snitch-sets
Third-Eye Inspector Eye Gadget:
“YOOO BIGG *cough* (NSA/FBI/CIA) *cough* triple OG Mac Grandaddy grab the govt money/weapons cuz we about to hit the streets and ‘play GOVERNMENT GangGang!’”

Street King of Food Stamps:
“Let’s witness the street gospels about street jesus with these gats and govt black hats no cap!”
by RunnerUpp February 20, 2024
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People's Government

A phrase used to initially infer the inclusion of everyone in the actions of the state before slowly admitting "oh, we didn't mean you" and then it is used to justify the actions of the state. Current examples include China (Central People's Government), a soviet backed occupation of Lithuania (People's Government of Lithuania) , soviet backed client state in northern Iran (Azerbaijan People's Government ) and the United Kingdom (People's Government)
My name is Boris. I am the leader of the People's Government of the United Kingdom. <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of Britain <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of England. It is the will of the people to rebuild hadrian's wall and Offa's Dyke and we are not paying for it.
by Grandfather Flump December 14, 2019
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Government grill

A silver teeth having ass kid. Most likely got sticky fingers, a dirty pull-up and lice. The government paid for his bottle rot teeth and capped em with a silver grill.
Damn did you see that kids government grill?!
by R707 June 11, 2020
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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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