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Gomes

Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.
To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011
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GOMFL

Abbreviation for 'Get on my fucking level.'

Used everywhere and anywhere. You will sometimes hear someone saying GOMFL in online gaming to tease and annoy their opponents.
Sometimes wee annoying shits say it randomly to start conversation or to piss cunts off.
gamer 1 - ''dude fucking stop killing me you dumbass noobtoobing faggot!''

gamer 2 - ''just GOMFL''

Ross - ''Hi''
Callum - ''GOMFL''
Ross - ''you GOMFL''
Callum - ''I'm already past your level''
Ross - ''don't want to be on your level, 10th prestige is sad as fuck''
Callum - ''Get on my fucking level''
Ross - ''nahh''
Callum - ''I'm going to fucking kill you''
Callum - ''you are dead to me''
Ross - ''GOMFL''
Callum - ''Stealing my patter''
by GOMFL!!! June 9, 2011
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Gome

1.Interjection. Can be used interchangeably with "Hmm" to fill space in a conversation or express boredom.

Has also, in rare cases, been used as a synonym for the word "come".
"Gome... so what do we do now?"
"Watch out, I'm goming for you!!"
by Raemanzu October 27, 2008
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Gómez

Any person (usually a female with tig 'ol bitties) who has no idea what a real movie is, how to watch a movie, or look up movies online. Such Gómezez develop cataracts over their eyes during truly good movies and develop an insatiable and uncontrollable glee in the presence of a horrid movie. Upon end of a bad movie, the Gómez will likely consumate this unforgivable act by smiling and jumping up and down, her tig 'ol bitties bouncing, bawling a cacophony of Spanish noise and gibberish to her twenty cohorts (who are likely family members--they likely arrived in a single car).

(It should be noted that such women will feign intelligence and film knowledge often, citing predetermined lists of movies as "good." Watch out for them, for they will lie, cheat, and steal your oxygen, saliva, and ballpoint pens.)

Such women are also susceptible to blindingly handsome Polish men (as they should, for when un-nigrified, contain all the proper attributes of a sophisticated breeder).

The bairn of such a courtship is called a "Polminican Love Child."
Person 1: So, uh, what did you think of Spiderman 3?
Gómez: I liked it. I thought it was good.
Person 1: No. It wasn't. You're a fool, Ms. Gómez.
by Paw-Paw June 3, 2007
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guado gamelio

Guado gamelio means top dog or best in the world in that particular category or grouping.
That is the guado gamelio of skateboards.
by Stephen Abell May 21, 2006
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Macelo Gomez Special

The art of sucking on a girls vagina (cunnilingus) while she’s eating pork scratchings.
I applied a Macelo Gomez Special yesterday hahaha
by El Yeah January 16, 2010
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Benjamin Gomez

A sexy beast who does nothing but fuck bitches and get money he has good shoe game and loves his friends and is commonly called a fuckboy.
Look at that sexy man walking down the hallway he looks like a Benjamin Gomez.
by Oh yes. September 13, 2018
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