Gómez

Any person (usually a female with tig 'ol bitties) who has no idea what a real movie is, how to watch a movie, or look up movies online. Such Gómezez develop cataracts over their eyes during truly good movies and develop an insatiable and uncontrollable glee in the presence of a horrid movie. Upon end of a bad movie, the Gómez will likely consumate this unforgivable act by smiling and jumping up and down, her tig 'ol bitties bouncing, bawling a cacophony of Spanish noise and gibberish to her twenty cohorts (who are likely family members--they likely arrived in a single car).

(It should be noted that such women will feign intelligence and film knowledge often, citing predetermined lists of movies as "good." Watch out for them, for they will lie, cheat, and steal your oxygen, saliva, and ballpoint pens.)

Such women are also susceptible to blindingly handsome Polish men (as they should, for when un-nigrified, contain all the proper attributes of a sophisticated breeder).

The bairn of such a courtship is called a "Polminican Love Child."

Person 1: So, uh, what did you think of Spiderman 3?
Gómez: I liked it. I thought it was good.
Person 1: No. It wasn't. You're a fool, Ms. Gómez.

Gómez by Paw-Paw June 3, 2007

Gomez

Mexican family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.they are also very good looking and funny.

The Gomez family is good looking.

Gomez by Cupcake298668 December 30, 2013

Gomez

Gomez

is my chicken

my lover

my world

fuck you dev you wish you were him

Bitch 1: I can believe Gomez is with her

Bitch 2: Ik I'm so jealous

Gomez: as you should be

Gomez by ggity69 July 18, 2022

Gomez

After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "GOMEZ" in her face, and walk away.

I gomezed my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

Gomez by Crew March 20, 2005

Gomez

A person who seems to leak pheromones. His very presence draws both men and women to him dying to be his. Someone who isn't exactly great looking and is not exactly nice but for some reason evryone wants him... Everyone.

Person 1: Did you see that dude yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, why is his hair so long?
Person 1: I know he seriously needs to cut it.
Person 2: He is such a Gomez. I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Person 1: No way, I am.

And then a catfight ensues.

Gomez by Your_Worst__Nightmare July 9, 2009

Gomez

Easily one of the most individual and fantastic bands ever. A person who disagrees with this statement is a goon. A band who's tours are fueled by thousands of bottles of beer, hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniels and literally pounds of marijuana.

We love beer! We love beer! We love Gomez!

Gomez by Ooble November 30, 2004

gomez

after doing a vertical 69 with a girl you power-bomb her into the ground, give her the finger with both hands and yell "GOMEZ!"

I gave that bitch a gomez last night.

gomez by Stewart May 13, 2005