Macelo Gomez Special

The art of sucking on a girls vagina (cunnilingus) while she’s eating pork scratchings.

I applied a Macelo Gomez Special yesterday hahaha

by El Yeah January 16, 2010

Benjamin Gomez

A sexy beast who does nothing but fuck bitches and get money he has good shoe game and loves his friends and is commonly called a fuckboy.

Look at that sexy man walking down the hallway he looks like a Benjamin Gomez.

by Oh yes. September 13, 2018

Ceaira Summer Gomez

she is a asslicking hoe that loves big black cock. She has a horrible personality and a horrible sense of humor. No one likes her, that's why she doesn't have a boyfriend. She loves to swallow cum and get fucked.

Ceaira Summer Gomez loves to suck dick

by blanklol May 8, 2013

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

gomper

Worthless, a one trick pony. Taken from Star Wars: A New Hope. When R2D2 and C3P0 are onboard the Jawa's sand crawler, there is a power droid shaped like a mini-fridge with feet. It just hops back and forth on it's feet saying "GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP".

That guy is such a gomper, I can hear him gomping from across town.

by Fourth Doctor May 15, 2005